Friday 30 March 2012

Aluko is better than Messi

'Sky Sports goal of the week Crouch v Aluko' was the name of the post. -

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Get on there and text "VOTE B" to 84408
 And for avoidance of doubt, Crouch's strike was just a 1-in-a-million toe poke in a
 relatively meaningless game. Aluko's was in an old firm game, and would have put
 even Messi in the shade, if the Argentinian had even managed to score this week..

Oh dear.

Also, we don't think the top 4 in England will agree that it was a 'relatively meaningless game'.

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For once it's made us laugh

As much as we hate to admit it. FF made us chuckle. We were looking at a post about 'lookalikes' and someone posted a picture of a Proboscis Monkey saying it looked like Tony Mowbray. We hate when one of that lot is right about something but it really does look like him -


Still a better manager than McCoist though.

''He canny win at home, he canny win away, Tony Mowbray''

If anyone has any other lookalikes please tweet them to us.

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Hartson can't make the legends game

So tonight is the 'legends game' at Ibrox. John Hartson was on Real Radio and said he couldn't go to the game because of the abuse he would get and that he also gets it at the airport. Obviously we knew that there would be a post on FF within an hour or so of this being said. Here goes, posted on 29.03.12 at 18:19 called 'hartson = pathetic scumbag' it says -

*Real radio tonight,talking about legends game and hartsons very first comment
 "I could,nt go because of the abuse I would get, i even get it at the airport"
 it tells us more about him than his "abusers".

*heard that myself!! Idiot of a man!!

*Good to hear that he gets abuse everywhere he goes. Cheered me up knowing that,
 thanks John.

*
Heard him. Who does he think he is.
 Twat

*
No wonder you get abuse you IRA loving piece of shit

*
Good.
 
Because we don't want you anywhere near our ground.
 
Braindead fat c**t.

*The fat **** better not come to the game! Who actually invited him the scum loving
 windae licker

*
Still living then

*
Anyone who ignored his symptoms as long as he did needs his head looked at

*Not many people i can say i am sad that cheated death

*Well John, we knocked you back and signed a proper player in r de boer who I met
 tonight so **** you!

A proper player in R De Boer? How many goals did he score for Rangers compared to Big Bad Johns for Celtic.

Scum of the earth.


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Thursday 29 March 2012

Rangers fans don't like Billy McNeil

We just noticed a post about Billy McNeil's column in The Sun today. Called simply 'Billy McNeil' It says -

*Saying in the sun today Kyle lafferty is tacking mince and trying to ingratiate himself
 to the rangers fans .

*
Always expect something different when I open threads with this title :(

*
McNeil is a feckin balloon but they'll spend a fortune keeping him alive. He'll be the
 trump card if they ever need a week off

*Is he still alive?

*What's the Twice Bankrupt Shoplifters faither slabbering about now????

*Mcniel also knew.

*Did he mention what big jock might have known?

*Did he mention the time he relegated two teams in one season?
 Or his daughter's career as a shoplifter?

Now why would the bears have a problem with the former Celtic captain and manager? We wonder. Does 1967 ring any bells?

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Neil Lennon has bias opinions

So Neil Lennon is bias, he only thinks Celtic players should be nominated for Player of the Year apparently. A post called 'Tlb thinks no other team should have players nominated for POTY' has an opinion on the matter -

*This cretin - hard as if may seem - is getting more bitter and twisted every day.
 He doesn't even have the decency to come out and say such and such has had
 a good season or so and so is a fantastic player. No the ginger prick thinks all
 nominees should be players from his team.
 Well ya wee wank FYI the player of the year should be the players who have stood
 out from others. Step forward Steven davis sone aluko Carlos bocanegra and
 although injured Steven Naismith. How would that sit with you ya vile repulsive
 tramp?

Do other bears agree? -

*It seems his Leverndale occupancy might be closer than we think.

*he has totally lost the plot

*
That bastard Lennon must think he runs Scottish football.
  
He is one fecked up
individual

*Neil Lennon is nothing other than an abhorrent arrogant wee arsehole.

*Hardly surprising since he thinks the world revolves around him. The fact the
 SFA and SPL let him away with murder adds to this dillusion for him.

*He really is a major whinger that spouts nothing but vile obsenities, has no class
 and is disrespectful to everyone that is not part of his clique

*Get him and his team to where they belong - the league of oirland

And now we go back to Ally being Manager of the Year -

*For what Ally has to endure and the recent win against the 'champions-elect',
 he must be a candidate.

If Ally wins Manager of the Year we will eat our imaginary hat.

Also, they really do love to talk about our manager don't they? There are many more posts about the Celtic manager than their own manager on Follow Follow. Bad times.

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FF's take on the Lennon trial

The Neil Lennon murder plot trial. Not a laughing matter. Or is it? A post called 'Conspiracy to murder - Charges dropped' says -

*....it wasnt just 'a bit of craic' was it?

*
Timplosion on its way...take cover its a conspiracy
 
Fingers in ears for the next day or 2

*
When the not guilty or not proven verdict comes out >>>>> BOOOOOOOOOOM.
 I for one am looking forward to it immensely.

*It's all a conspiracy against poor Neil, Ra sellick and kaffolicks around the world!

*
Paul McBride will be....
 Oh wait a minute.

That's it Billy. Mock the dead.

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Nothing better to moan about

Apologies to everyone who views the blog for the lack of posts lately. We thought we would take a well deserved holiday due to it being sunny and all.
Our first post today is called '
Paul McGowan-St.Midden' and says -

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Did anything ever come of this wee fenians iraoke at Easter Rd,or has it been
 conveniently forgotten about?

The bear who posted this is talking about a video that appeared of St Mirren player Paul McGowan in the crowd at the Hibernian V Celtic game at Easter Road.

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Would not be surprised if a 'sweep sweep' took place

*
buried under the ever growing carpet at the SPL/SFA offices.*And we're supposed to be the bad guys,just how many times do these fuckers
 have to be caught out for something to happen.........justice in Scotland


*Absolutely nothing happened. After two emails to St Mirren I eventually got a reply
 to say that it had been dealt with internally with the club via the manager danny
 lennon. Aye right so it was.


*
Haven't heard anything either , must have been swept under carpet

*
Absolute cretin of a boy growing up here in Airdrie as well. Old habbits die hard,
 the wee tarrier prick


Isn't it sad that a Rangers fan has used their spare time to contact St Mirren to discuss action being taken against one of their players. They say that we are paraniod.


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Friday 23 March 2012

Another 'Fabulous' post

After yesterday's post about the time the bear smiled at Kyle Lafferty we didn't think we could find a more 'fabulous' post but here we go. Called 'To my best mate Big Boris' posted on 19.08.08 at 20.54 it is a wonderful tribute from friend to friend -

*Fellow follow follow poster bigboris is of to spread the word of the bears in pastures
 new. I would just like to wish him all the best for the future and that let him know he
 will never be forgoten. He wasnt just a mate, he was a best mate. He gave me the
 greatest friendship i could ever have wished for in the 27 years that we grew up
 together, the laughs,the tears,the highs and the lows, Scotlands loss is definately
 gonna be New Zealands gain. I look forward to the day we meet again. From all your
 fellow bears big guy all the best to you and your family. Cmon lads wish him all the
 best
 smythe

1,2,3... Awwwwwww.

Let the mocking from fellow bears begin -

*
Gayest thing I have ever read

*
No one gives a reacharound quite like Big Boris.

*
Would the promise of a civil partnership make him stay?

*I hope you and Boris get reunited very soon.
 
Are we invited to the wedding?

*Is there a going away party or a coming out parade ?

These were only a few of the comments. This post has over 20 pages or replies. Maybe we'll wait until we need a good laugh and we can post some more.

p.s. Good luck Boris.

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The Thai Tims, FF's view

Obviously we all like the 'Thai Tims' and the songs they sing. But no doubt the Rangers fans would have something to say about it that would involve some sort of abuse etc etc. Well here are a few comments from some different posts about the 'Thai Tims' -

*The "Thai-Tims" are quite simply a child abuse charity with the charity doing the
 abusing.

*
Exploiting disabled children to get across your feeling about Scottish referees?
 Disgusting.

*
they are well used to being bummed by someone wearing a frock !

*Exploting young children it's the Celtic way

*Just watched a few of them, they are twisted fucks teaching kids some of them
 songs

*Teaching special needs kids 'political songs' is very wrong....but it's the Celtic Way.

Are we surprised with these comments. No.

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Desperation

One word sums up this post. Desperation. It's from 23.03.12 at 10.54 called 'Title Party - Why' and is just, well you can all decide for yourselves. -

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what happens if bheasts go into Admin before the end of the season and are docked
 10 points?
 
what if bheasts get docked points for their managers / supporters behaviour on
 Sunday?
 Rangers / Motherwell could still win league!
 #tainted

............. We are in such a state of shock that can't think of anything to say to this.

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Thursday 22 March 2012

The most 'Fabulous' post ever

We just came across this post and couldn't help but laugh. Even other bears mock this guy -

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A few hours ago, I was sitting at the traffic lights on Crow Road at Southbrae Drive
 and a Black Range Rover drew up next to me, Big Kyle was in the passengers seat,
 his window was down and my window was down, we both looked at each other and
 smiled.

It must be love. -

*You are a homo.

*
Gay alert

*
Awwww how sweet

*Jesus wept

*Did you both reach your hands out to each other, only to be torn apart as
 your fingertips brushed by the dreaded green light?
*Brokeback.

*did he mouth "elephant juice" at you?

*Just opening this thread puts you in immediate danger of catching AIDS.

Well wasn't that delightful. Hopefully we'll find a few more like this.

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A kids letter to Ally

We just seen a post called 'A kids letter to Ally' and we thought we would share it. Although it says it is a kids letter we are confident that it is Jim White from Sky Sports News acting under another name.

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Celtic Confidence

A post on 21.03.12 at 23.44 called 'The old Mhank confidence is already in overdrive.' speaks of Celtic being confident about winning the old firm game this weekend. Now FFF aren't saying its a guarantee that Celtic will win the game but you've got to agree that this is one of the best chances they have had to win at Ibrox in recent years. -

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Plastered all over Twtter & Fbook that we will be getting a doing on Sunday. After
 last Sunday you would think they would tred carefully. Really really hope we hammer
 the shite this weekend, as always, but it would be really special given our situation
 and all the shite we have had to endure from The Scum.

*
TLB said teams are going to suffer due to them being cheated out of the treble on
 Sunday
 
Bring it on you little ginger tw*t

*
F@ck the LB and his team and their followers.
 
Sunday will be the day we show them that the title IS tainted.

*Anytime, anywhere timmy.

*No other club does counting their chickens quite like the plastic paddies. I think
 we will hold our own. We are in a mess but they are hardly barca no matter how
 much they tell us otherwise. No Surrender bears!

See you at Ibrox Billy.

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Celtic Tax Case

So it has come to a point now where they are trying to find a way to take Celtic down because they know that their own club is almost at a point of no return, they have explored many possibilities and they have come up with the best solution. Drum roll please, ta dah, that solution is @celtictaxcase. The saviour, the person/people who is/are going to bring Celtic down to the level of Rangers. SO what do the bears make of it -

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Good to see we're fighting back.
 
However, it appears to me that the Rangerstaxcase coward is backed bt Lawwell
 and Celtic and has access to confidential info at Ibrox and HMRC.
 
Unless this guy has similar sources and support then it's going to be hard work for
 him/her.

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Crowd sourcing needs momentum - give the guy some publicity.

*
I've yet to be convinced that the person behind this isn't a fantasist or a mhankie
 taking the piss.

*
As I said nothing can be proved on Timmy wrongdoing at the moment but we have
 about 5 smoking guns. Surely even Celtic fans want the truth
 
We just want the truth. If, and it's a big if, we've done anything wrong with regards to
 the EBT's then we'll accept it but surely what the celtic board done years ago was
 evasion and they need to be investigated for it

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Surely if there is a smoking gun that means there's proof?
  The guy doesn't seem very bright unfortunately.

  
Celtic don't even have a tax case for a start.

*
The guy has been given stuff to look at. Who knows what he may find!!

*If the filth are actually being referred to as 'Timmy' then how can anyone expect for
 it to be taken seriously?

It's funny how the Rangers fans didn't care about tax evasion etc etc until their own club had been crippled by it.

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Craig Whyte is a 'Stand Up Guy'


Mr Craig Whyte describes himself as a 'stand up guy' but surely you need some proof that you are what you say you are. That's like Kirk Broadfoot saying he is the best Right Back in the SPL, where is the proof? Well the Rangers fans ask how Mr Whyte is 'a stand up guy' -

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If Whyte is a "stand up guy
 
why do we have to take him to court to get our own money back?
 (Presumably at our expense too).

*And why if he is hiding money from the club and the taxman why is he not getting
 the club taken off him

*
If Whyte was a stand up guy then:
 
Why did he tell us he used his money to clear LBG debt and buy the club when it
 was actually our Money
 
Why did he......
 So on

*
For a stand up comedian - not a lot of laughing
 
Craig Whyte leave our club alone, pay back what you have stolen - leave us the
 fuc alone

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the only stand up guys i've ever heard of were ruthless shysters ensconced in
 the shady world of organised crime

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He is NOT and never WILL be a stand up guy. He is a prick.

Dont worry, we think that errrr urr mmm Mmm M M Mr Cccraig Whyte is is a a a ermm umm 'stand up uupppp G g guy'

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What do Celtic bring to the SPL

We found a post from 26.11.10 at 12.46 called 'What do they actually bring to Scottish football?' that asks exactly what the post is called. Let's see what the bears think we bring -

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It has gone beyond a joke!! What positives do they now actually bring to our countrys
 top league?
 
1) Next to zero scots in their line up?
 
2) they push referees to the point of striking!
 
3) they run to the sfa everytime a decision goes against them?
 
4) they pollute stadiums all over uk with songs supporting terrorist groups 5) they're stadium is only full when we turn up to play them!
 
6) the foreign imports they've brought in have been extremely poor!
 
7) they're fans post death threats n vandalise the cars n houses of Anyone that
     opposes them!
 
And top of all this they don't wanna be here and hate this country in the process!
 
What a perfect opportunity this is for us all to part ways!!


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could not agree more,, sceptic the scum of the earth, scottish footballs cancer WATP
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what do they bring to scottish football ? a one word answer strife


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they can foxtrot oscar to the paddy league where they belong!!!

Well Billy. Let us compare answers.

1) Charlie Mulgrew, James Forrest, Scott Brown, Kris Commons, Dylan McGeouch
    & Marcus Fraser have all featured this season. Do the math.

2) Celtic FC do not push referees. They question decisions when they are blatantly
    lied to.

3) If a decision were to go against Rangers eg; a penalty being given then
    overturned or a referee lying to 'Super Ally' we are sure all you bears would
    question it.

4) So Rangers fans singing about being up to their knee's etc is OK then is it?

5) Can we ask where your fans were against Dundee Utd in the cup game? The only
    reason Ibrox has been full lately is because your club is going down the drain.

6) So Izaguirre, player of the year was very poor? What about Ortiz, Bedoya, Edu
     & Goian are they all contenders for the Ballon d'Or this year?

7) Are there not two Rangers fans in court just now for planning to kill Neil Lennon?

Perhaps Billy, you should look at what your club bring to the SPL - Hate, Bigotry & Millions of pounds of debt.

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Wednesday 21 March 2012

Will Celtic make the top 6? A premature question?

We found a post from 03.10.11 at 12.52 called 'Will Celtic make the top six?' and the Billy who wrote it asks if Celtic are good enough to make the top 6. -
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Reasonable question. If their form continues, it will end up as 12 losses over the
 course of the season. Is that top six form?

*
They will finish second.

*
God asked Lennon to come fourth after meeting him yesterday.
 Lennon's reply was that the way his team were performing at the minute they
 would be struggling to come fifth
 
They might just make it

*They will finish 2nd FACT

*If they finish anywhere but 2nd I will be very surprised

*At this rate i'll need to cancel the works Christmas night out for the title party.

*
If they keep lemmon, they will be 2nd or 3rd, if they dont keep lemmon, they will
 be 2nd or 3rd.

*
Dont get me wrong, their pain at the moment is top notch but I have no doubts they
 will finish 2nd.

 If they finished 3rd though, how good would that be!

Isn't it wonderful just how quickly tables can turn. Now go and cry into your dinner Billy.

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Captain Fantastic

So. Steven Davis is the stand-out player of the Rangers team, which wouldn't be hard right now given that they are playing half their under 16's team. But when some of the bears were bleating on about how he is the best midfielder in Scotland, dothe others agree? A post on 25.08.11 at 20.31 called 'Does Davis Deserve to remain captain?' says -

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... after he shat it when clean through on goal, when the game was scoreless?
 
Didn't take the responsibility for taking the shot, passing it straight to a defender! 
Yes, Healy should have scored, Lafferty and Jelavic should probably have taken
 their chances - particularly in the first half - but I expect more from a captain than
 hiding...

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No. He bottles everything. He bottles it from the ref, he shat it when taking a penalty v
 Unirea, he doesn't "lead the team" at all, no matter how good a player he is. He's
 not a captain

*No a captain should grab a game by the scruff of the neck and hammer that
 chance into the back of the net. As much as i love davis as a player he is too much
 of a s**tbag to wear the captains armband

*Put it this way... I thought that Broadfoot showed the most ability to read the game
 in our team tonight - yet he is lambasted as not Rangers quality while people praise
 Davis as a superstar.

*said it before Davis is a decent player but he is also easily the most over rated player
 to play for us in recent times.

*Goian would make a good captain,he can pass a ball out of defence he can header
 a ball and reads the game well.And isn't frightened to mix it when needed.

So there we have it. Davis shouldn't be captain, it should be Goian or Broadfoot. We're sure they would do well.

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Confident Maribor

We found a post from 23.08.11 at 16.21 called 'Maribor must be confident, eh?' that made us smile. Maribor, the team who put Rangers out of Europe at the beginning of the season when they were expected to fail miserably had used some mouthy tactics to gee up their players ahead of the game and the Rangers fans expected it to backfire -

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Fantastic gee-up to their players:
 'We know you'll stuff 'em lads...but just in case....'
 Get tore into this shower of muppets Rangers

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Exactly, like I said in the other thread, thank you for the extra motivation Maribor,
 if ever it was needed

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Clearly sh*tting it. Did they have someone at Fir Park on Sunday? That might explain
 the desperate scrabbling around in the dirt for a loop-hole to get out of coming to
 Ibrox to be humiliated

*Take 5 or 6 of them rangers and put any decision out of doubt we all know how
 eufa react when they have a case involving us

*Really want to hammer them now.

Maribor Fail.

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Fans turn on 'The Goalie'

We all remember Andy Goram and his outstanding performances for Rangers in the 90's especially against Celtic. He was the thorn in Celtic's side many a time.
Now that the man is trying to earn a living as a pundit, would the bears still have the same respect for the man they once adored. A post on 20.03.12 at 15.39 cal
led 'Andy goram recently!' says -

*In todays sun he says it WAS a penalty i love the goalie but after the pish he was
 talking on snyde and this he is the last person i thought would start pandering to
 that mob money talks eh!

*
He was a great goalie but an absolute tit of a man.

*
Problem is he is keeping sober and is looking for any avenue to earn an easy quid
 or two.
 
He really should keep his mouth shut, when he talks he never makes much sense.

*
Trying to come across as totally impartial to appease the rhats.

*
To be fair he also likes a drink.

*Hes an alcoholic so its no surprise hes talking alot of crap recently

*not getting into a "let's slate another legend now" thread

*Made more sense drunk

*
Best Rangers goalie I've ever watched, but as a person I found him to be a
 complete and utter balloon.
 
Mind you I've only ever been in his company twice and both times he was drinking.

Well there you go Andy that's what your loyal fans think of you. Shame on all you Billy's, bad mouthing a club legend because he has different opinions to you. Typical none the less.

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Tuesday 20 March 2012

You won't get a choice Billy

A post on 19.03.12 at 10.06 called 'Will we allow them to celebrate at Ibrox' asks -

*If the vermin win on Sunday will we allow them to celebrate there?

Now we aren't saying that the title will be won at Ibrox or that Celtic will even win the match. But if Celtic did win, we're 99.99999% certain that you wouldn't have a say in the matter or the fans celebrating it or not you silly Billy. -

*are you fecking mad it would be carnage.

*
You going to send in a copper with advice to "stop cheering please"?

*
Lennon will do something stupid, very stupid. 
 
They'll definitely huddle in the centre of park.

*I can see TLB instigating a riot if they manage to win. He just wouldn't be able
 to help himself.

*I really don't think i could stand that man Lennon running about the pitch if they
 were to win it.

*I despise them with a passion ,what I dont want is their filthy tunes being played
 over the tannoy and their supporters coming onto our pitch.

*Allow these scum to celebrate, I wouldn't them oxygen!

'You wouldn't them oxygen!'? Billy if you're going to post nasty comments then at least do it right.

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Tattoo Fail. Another Update

We have a new contender for the worst tattoo contest -


OH DEAR.

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Tattoo Fail. Update.

This photo is courtesy of @BrianCliff_69. Outstanding work -



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Tattoo Fail

There is a thread on FF that talks about awful tattoo's. Heres the latest -




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Even he wouldn't come back.

Is there anyone out there who can save Rangers from this awful mess they are in. Perhaps a foreign businessman, perhaps a wealthy Scottish businessman known for turning failing companies around. Oh wait! Well this bear thinks there is only one man who can do it. The post on 17.03.12 at 15.10 called 'Desperate times, one man can answer' says -

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Ally not up to it, only one man capable of turning us around in this mess
 
Come back Walter

Will other bears agree -

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Get a grip.


*
You're bang out of order

*
Some of our supporters cling to Walter Smith like a baby clings to its mother.
 
It's really quite worrying.

*
Lay off the glue!!!

*
Sorry, Coisty all the way, he's been dealt a terrible hand, keep the faith watp

Keep the faith. Isn't that a Celtic saying? Silly Billy.

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4 losses in a row, is it possible.

So Rangers have never lost 4 games in a row at Ibrox. Will that time come on Sunday? A post on 19.03.12 at 12.19 called 'We've never lost 4 in a row at Ibrox in our history' thinks not -

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and we ain't gonna start now.
 
Roll on Sunday, I look forward to putting the pretend champions to the slaughter.
 
Make no mistake, the players have been waiting for this. It's nearly time.
 
Follow Follow!

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I think we will beat them I think their arses have gone, shame we are too far back now

*
We won't lose on Sunday, I think well win though a draw wouldn't surprise me

*I'd settle for keeping our dignity intact.

*McCoist is breaking a few records I am afraid

*
Just beat the dirty mhank classless b*stards Rangers.

Well let's just hope that Celtic don't take this game lightly and go for the kill straight away. No mercy bhoys.

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Goian Facts, He isn't very good.

Remember when Dorin Goian was a man mountain at the start of the season, he was indestructible, he was unbelievable, he was the new multi million pound defender that Rangers had plucked out of obscurity. Well, a post on 20.03.12 at 08.22 called 'Goian on Sunday' now speaks differently of this one time saviour -

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Would anyone else leave him out the starting 11?
 
I would be a lot more confident if the CB pairing was Bocanegra and Perry Goian has been woeful in my opinion from December onwards.Think it maye due to the fact the number of games the big man has played as I'm
 sure I read somewhere that he never played regular football in the last few years
 and was ready to retire at 28!

But we thought he could do anything? -

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When you read quotes from his agent this morning that say
 
"If he'd have known how it would've turned out at Rangers he would never have
 left Palermo"
 
I think you are right to question his inclusion.
 
He looked like he downed tools a while back, or maybe, he's just not as good as
 we thought

*He's the mhanks' guaranteed penalty on Sunday.

*Perry for me this Sunday - Goian's showing nothing like the level of form he did
 at the start of the season and doesn't deserve his place.

Goian Fact number #112 - 'Yer pyoor pish an ye bettur get drapped'

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Friday 16 March 2012

Unhappy Birthday

Can you imagine it was your birthday and all this was happening to your club, wouldn't it just be awful? Well one poor bear got to experience it. The post on 16.02.12 at 16.23 called '48 today,and never felt so low' -

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48th birthday today and i don't think i've ever felt so low. Actually feel physically
 sick at all that is going on with the club i love. Hoping and praying a solution can
 be found,but there won't be any celebrations in the Annanberr household today

We had a little tear running down our face's reading this. With laughter. The bears rally round to cheer up this Billy in distress -

*
It could be worse. You could be 58 today and never felt so low
 
Seriously though, I am finding it difficult to concentrate on much else just now

*
it was my daughters 21st yesterday,
with my wifes, mine and my sons all next week!
 Don't feel like celerating anything just now never mind another +1 onto my age!
 
*It was my birthday on Monday and it was going OK until about 3pm. Now the
 worst birthday in memory

'Happy Birthday to youuuuuu' Chin up Billy things could be much worse, your club could have cheated the tax man out of millions of pounds. Oh, wait.

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Kenny Sheils lurrrves Celtic

Is Kenny Sheils secretly working for Celtic? He loves Celtic so much, he must want them to win the League Cup and everything else going. Be quiet you Silly Billy's, the man just appreciates a good footballing side, not a side who defend for 90 minutes. A post on 16.03.12 at 10.17 called 'Kenny Sheils' says -

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Just read his arse licking comments about the pot ugly, ginger bigot in the sun
 what a total tit if a man!
 
I'll never forget the first time I heard him being interviewed afyet a game against
 them and all he went on about was the amazing celtc support. The guy certainly
 does a great impression of a rabid foaming at the mouth tarrier every time he speaks
 whatever persuasion he allegedly is!


*
What did he say, was it along the lines of cant wait for the final whistle so I can
 drop my pants and let popcorn teeth ram it right up my arse.

*Supposedly in way a taig but he seems to adore them.....very strange.

*He has a great skill at turning any question into how great Lennon and celtc are

*He'll be praying for a celtic win on Sunday.

That's it Billy's. Everyone loves Celtic, no one likes Rangers. Boo Hoo. Get real.

FFF Admin

Are Celtic Nazi's?

The latest random conversation to come out of the fun house, or should we say big house that is Rangers, is that Celtic FC was almost shut down during WW2 due to fans supporting the Nazi's. The post on 14.03.12 at 15.19 called 'Celtic and the Nazis' says -

*
Am I correct in saying that Celt*c was almost shut down during WW2 due to fans
 support for the Nazis ? Or am I talking complete guff?

*Theres bound to be some truth in it knowing them

*
For 1 month I believe for singing Pro Nazi songs but the airbrushed history books
 will say for rioting or hooliganism scummy park was well known at this time for Pro
 Nazi songs my father said to me years ago he was told by his father that the vermin
 gave great delight in singing their pro Nazi songs at the terror dome he has no
 reason to lie nor did my Grandfather

*
Given that the rhats forfathers had all ran away to the "neutral" O'Irish Republic
 there would be even less reason to have the dump open anyway.

*
The Bheasts should never be forgotten for their Nazi links.
 
That their ground was closed by the Scottish authorities and that also even to
 this day they chant in support of the IRA, who were open Nazi collaborators
 during the war, should be widely disseminated to as many football forums and
 elsewhere as possible. Inflict as much PR damage on Shellik and the scum that
 support them in anyway and anywhere possible.

*Imagine lettin' kids near that shower o' paedos !

Back to normality with the last post there.

Oh Billy, how low will you lot sink to try and drag Celtic down to your level. Shouldn't you be off fiddling with your taxes.

FFF Admin

Thursday 15 March 2012

We thought he didn't do walking away?

'We don't do walking away' those were the words from Ally McCoist when Rangers plunged in to administration. Well according to this next post he does do walking away. Post on 18.02.12 at 17.23 called 'McCoist leaving at the end of the season' says -

*
I have been very reliably informed McCoist has started telling those close to him,
 he is prepared to see this season through, but will quit at the end of the season if
 Whyte is still around

*Ally hasn't shown the ability for more than one season as Rangers manager in
 my opinion.

*Takes the impact out of the 'we don't do walking away' quote does it not?


*
Erm is it wrong to want him away ag the end of the season if Whyte is'nt here either?
 
This fiasco hasn't hidden the fact Ally is not good enough to be the manager of
 Rangers

*
Leaving aside the Super Ally - Legend stuff, I don't know how anyone could defend
 his managerial record

*
Dear oh dear a few hours changes peoples mindsets! It was backs to the wall and
 no surrender now we are writing our manager off on the basis of a rumour

*
Rangers legend but the simple fact is he is a poor manager.
*Whyte is a better owner than McCoist is a Manager

Oh dear Ally, it looks like a few of the Rangers loyal wish you would do walking away.

FFF Admin


This is why they are the people

Finally an explanation as to why they 'arra peepel'. A post on 15.02.11 at 22.43 called 'We are the people' explains it all -

*
Iv'e had to educate tims on why we sing this,do u know that some of them still
 don't know why we sing this,they dismiss it as just another song and dont'
 "get it " .
 It's time they ALL understood why we are the people,it's our city,it rankles with
 me that Celtic seem to be portrayed as the Glasgow/Irish Celtic ...when they have
 fuck all to do with Glasgow,we are Glasgow Rangers ...they need to drop the
 Glasgow part of their name...they don't fu cking belong here,they say theres 2
 huge teams that represent Glasgow in football,i assure you there is only one...
 
Wouldnt it be nice if we started singing " I belong to Glasgow " during games, i
 know we have fans from all over but itd be a lovely little " fuck you " to them



Ahhhh so that's it. To be honest it's only one of many an explanation we have heard throughout the years as to why they 'arra peepel'. Only one other comment in this threat worth mentioning -

*
If only we had a song that somehow reminded them that they are unwanted
 here and that we would very much appreciate it if they returned well...erm...
 'home' for want of a better word

Controversial to say the least. You aren't allowed to say things like that Billy. Don't think you can get away with it because you're one of 'ra peepel'.

We decided to compile a list of things that they are 'ra peepel' of -

They are the people who would rather talk about ways to wind up Celtic than think of ways to save their club.
They are the people who can wreck a city centre when their team is defeated.
They are the people who week in week out can't sing songs that only involve their club.
They are the people who have cheated tax payers of the UK for years.
They are the people who think having the British army march on their pitch at half time makes them better than everyone else.

If you would like any suggestions to be added to the list just tweet us and let us know. I'm sure it would be quite lengthy.

FFF Admin

Would this really outrage Lennon?

Ever since Rangers went in to administration their fans have spent more time talking about ways to wind up Celtic rather than ways to save their club. A post on 18.02.12 at 00.49 called 'Time to outrage Lemmon & Liewell even more' says -

*
Rangers should announce today that we will add our league titles won during
 WW2 to our magnificent world record of 54. Celtic can't complain either as they
 count their goals scored during that era in their own official club records. Drive
 
them to a collective breakdown, Rangers !

As if sending bullets and bombs in the post wasn't enough. They have found a way to really get to Lennon. Get real you silly Billy's -

*
Erskine Bridge awaits

*What a superb idea! let's get a website, fb, twatter, & petition set up to get this
 idea out there. Why shouldn't we?

*
Now wouldn't that be great to just sit back and watch TLBR, liewell and the rhat
 supporters go into over drive with rage

*
Just to see the rage of Liewell & Lemmon if we did this would be worth it.

*
That big fat ride liewell is only trying to cover up his own inadequacies and
  failures and playing to the thicko gallery with this latest drivel. As for their
  rhat of a manager, he's hurting as he knows ( won't admit mind) that this is
  a hollow nothing victory to him.

*
Where were Celtic's players while we were winning war-time titles?
 
Did they scuttle off home to Eire to hide, or were they on active service with
 their fellow Nazis on the Eastern front?


*
the bheasts form the east sadly raped somones son,
 meanwhile the bears have won title 61

If only these fans who are speaking of Celtic being nazi's and peoples sons being raped put as much effort in to saving their club. They might not be in such a mess.

FFF Admin

Wednesday 14 March 2012

Match Day Fail

A post on 11.03.12 at 01.43 called 'The reason we live to fight another day!' says -

*
Here it is, right here, right now: (it shows a picture of the team for 11-12)
 
Look at it!
 
It will live forever.
 An indelible image ingrained in the heart of every Bluenose.
 Next week – when it is our turn to stand shoulder to shoulder, when we are asked
 to, please, please do it without hesitation or recourse, or asking what you get in
 return ........
 
............ please put yourself in that picture!


*
Next Home Game
 
-We should arrive in huge numbers before the players arrive and thousands
 should sing their name before they even get in the stadium
 -We should have a massive card display with a thank you to the players taking
 up the full govan stand so when they walk out the tunnel the players know just
 how thankfull the Rangers family are
 -Every single player along with super ally should have their name chanted and
 sung
 
-We should stand for 90 minutes and sing in support for the entire match
 
-Subway loyal should stay till the end


What a pity that none of those things will happen. It would help if the fans could all stick together. They'll probably end up fighting with each other and singing about being up to their knees etc etc.

FFF Admin

Robbie Neilson, Thank you.

Just a quick post here. From 07.03.12 at 13.23 called 'Just met Robbie Neilson' -

*
Was just having a chat with Robbie Neilson in the gym there,decent bloke
 happy to chat away,asked him if he could do us all a favour and beat the manky
 mob this weekend
 He just smiled and said he'll hopes so as well

Good job Robbie.

FFF Admin

Lennon isn't very good.

According to a post on 01.11.11 at 19.45 Neil Lennon isn't a very good manager. Well we would like to disagree, a manager who can go on such a tremendous unbeaten run and overturn a 17 point difference in the league is a manager we would like to stay in charge at Celtic for years to come as it appears his squad is only getting stronger and stronger. The post called 'Lennon a good young Manager' says -

*
Guidi talking one lot of pish on Snyde

*
A hurting taig. Magic.

*
If I hear it again I'm going to believe it.....NAWWWWWW
 
TLB is a rank speciman of humanity.....P45 in the post!

*
He appears not to be a particularly good manager at all....he has (by SPL standards)
 decent investment, a big squad and blanket adoration from fans, club and media.
 And yet not won much, and appears to be doing less and less well as time goes on

*Imagine their agony when super sees him off, I really cannot wait!

*
If he wasn't up against such a class act as Alastair McCoist MBE he might not
 be judged so harshly.

*He is 3rd best in a 2 team league, they have a squad that is better than every team
 in the league, Rangers apart obviously, they have players who cost millions and
 who are earning huge wages, yet they are struggling badly, this is down to the
 manager.

*
The key is that he remains in the Celtc jhob just long enough to ensure that he is
 unemployable when they do, finally, ease him out
 
Hopefully that is followed by a few sad years of alchoholism, bitterness and mental
 ill-health and eventually by destitution and who knows what else

*
He is a terrible manager, absolutely no managerial skills what so ever, but let
 the media continue to make a complete and utter c*nt of themselves with the
 drivel they spout every day.
 
He will struggle to find a job once his celtic day's are over, no one in their right
 mind would employ this loney

*
Why are his side struggling in 3rd place then?
 
Blue tinted specs on or not, there is no way anyone could reasonably argue that
 Lennon is a good manager.


*
If it were ally in his position they'd be calling him Ally LeGuen, predicting him to
 soon be rangers worst ever manager. The sports media in this country is a farce.

It appears the bear who said that last quote can predict the future.

More -

*
I reckon he is a good manager.........for us
 Long may they think that he is

*There can't be manager in Europe doing a worse job than Lennon.

*He is a low life arrogant discussing little man. He brings on everything to himself.

Long may the managerial arrangements at Celtic and Rangers continue. Neil, Ally, you're both doing great jobs. Keep up the good work.

FFF Admin
 


Tuesday 13 March 2012

The Valentines day Massacre

Valentine's Day. A day to spend with your loved one, having a romantic dinner, doing something special. Well all the team here at FFF could do was laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh, we stopped briefly for a snack, then we laughed some more.

How did everyone else spend their day? A post on 14.02.12 at 16.25 called 'The Valentines Day that never was' gives us an insight as to how an evening in the eyes of Mr and Mrs Billy was spent -

*
I think for all of us romance has taken a back seat to the happenings over the last
 24 hours,
I know it my house my husband and I are walking about with faces tripping
 us,
and no thought to a romantic dinner or any such occurence.
 
Is anyone trying to make an effort for their partners sake or are they being
 understanding of the devastation we feel?

*She's coming in any time and expecting me to make us a nice meal. I dont feel like
 eating anything.

*To make matters worse it was my birthday yesterday. What a shitty birthday

*
I'm sat here struggling to eat any of my dinner

*Not the first Valentine's my heart has been broken... but it's certainly the most
 meaningful break!!


*
Mrs Ash cancelled table for dins. Going out for a few bevvies instead. Ah she`s a
 good un. Hope I can find a taig to punch

More valentine's day posts -

*
The day Rangers broke my heart. Gutted

*
Yesterday and today has been without doubt two of the saddest days of my life
 
Still hasn't sunk in that were in administration and we've been deducted
 10 points and the title race is now over and theirs an almighty bumpy road ahead!
 Someone please wake me up

*
Dont think the missus is too happy that I am sitting with my face tripping me

Well the FFF Admin's valentine's day couldn't have been any sweeter. Thanks for that.

FFF Admin


Rangers are better than Celtic? Really?

We found a couple of threads from the day of the old firm game in September last year after Rangers had won 4-2. The Rangers fans were extremely confident that they were going to win the title and that they had a better squad than Celtic. They even have a go at Fraser Forster. Poor big guy, he must be hurting after that. -

*
"Man for Man, Celtic are better than Rangers"
 
Oh aye?? Heard this from so called experts on both TV and radio before the game.
 Like who? We outplayed them all over the park, their two goals were gifted to them
 (ok - that was unfortunate) had one perfectly good goal disallowed, missed 2 or 3
 other clear chances, and still ran out 4-2 winners.
 
I look forward to seeing the match stats because I assume we will have created 3-4
 times as many chances as them. Still it's what we keep hearing, how Celtic are
 the better football team. Let's kill that myth now. WE are the people. WE are the
 players

*
who cares what they think...."We Welcome The Chase"

*
We are the far superior team.

*
If they get some comfort from repeating such pish, then good luck to them.
 
Me? I'm quite happy with my team skelping them and winning league titles time
 and again.
 
4IAR, here we go

*
Today showed who was the better team.

*
Think we've been hearing that for the past four seasons have we not? Early days,
  but the signs for timothy are looking ominous!


*The media are widely reluctant to admit that when Rangers play to their full
 capabilities they're streets ahead of every team in Scotland. It's been shown
 multiple times in recent years.

*only better at runner up
 this year maybe third

*
Yes, they are, let them believe their own pish.
 
Let them live in their delusional fantasy land - if they ever figure out the truth they
 might square themselves up a bit.

Talking about Fraser Forster -

*An awful goalkeeper.

*
Give him a 5 year deal !

Confidence is running high after a win -

*Dear supporters of Celtic Football Club

 
We are skint and on our knees as a club.
 
Yet we are still, still, pishing all over you.
 
What does that make you?

*
Shit club, shit manager, shit players

*
The last card they have left to play is us going bust.
 
They've nothing else, nothing! They are ****ed and they know it

*
Try and keep and up, we do welcome the chase but for f uck sake!

*
Dear cellic supporters
 ...as long as there is a Glasgow Rangers, you will always be second best.
 
We know you hate us more than you love your own club, which must make these
 last 4 years even more painful than perhaps they could have been
 It comforts us that you have made being runners-up into an art form, and anticipate
 that your vice-champions party in May 2012 will be a lively affair. 
 
Please refrain from taking to the car park as you have done in years gone by.
 This may lead to the focus of your despair highlighting the inadequacies of your
 manager and Chief Executive. It is in your interests that these individuals remain in
 post to ensure your place as vice-champions.
 
Lastly, avoid sharp objects, don't hit Bernadette where her jailbird brother can see
 the bruises, and don't despair when The Samaritans hang up on you.
 .....just can't get enough !


*But...but...but...erm the tax man is coming.

*Dear Cellic
 you're no very good.

Smile away.

FFF Admin

Rangers fans are deluded

Just came across a threat and it's talking about a Neil Lennon press conference where the manager said that the league title wouldn't be tainted. We completely agree, if the league is won by more than ten points then it shows that Celtic deservedly won it. But the Rangers fans somehow seem to think that no matter the points difference this title is tainted. Let them believe this, whatever keeps them from crying into their pints. The post was on 17.02.12 at 22.43 called 'Raising a smile in tough times....Lennon's face' -

*
Simply loved seeing his press conference. Highlight - which gave me my first
 football related laugh in quite some time - was "tainted league? When we win
 it I'll have lots to say about that."
 
Look you midget c***.....not only does everyone hate you but the league is now
 pointless. It's over. No-one cares. We're Scottish football, more or less. Game's
 over until August.
 
You won by default....let's fold the tents, strike camp and head home.

Well that's definetely the first time we've heard Neil Lennon be called a midget c***.

More bitter insults to come -

*
Useless twat cant even win it on his own merits

*
They will celebrate as usual.....terrorist songs, vomit, getting wanked by tramps,
 pissing their own pants and in-fighting

*
your right WON BY DEFAULT POPCORN Teeth ya ugly we greating

*Anyone else got a feeling that Utd will pap them out cup?

*
tainted title popcorn teeth and you know it and so does every single tim.
 it will be remembered for Rangers difficult times in the history books and not
 for a ginger protestant hating bigot.
 your title is pish stained & tainted

*treacle toothed cretin is fizzing that his title win is clearly tainted.
  scum bag of a man.

*he has bad aids and pyorrhea, pyoooor wee niell, they are all niel lenonn


*a lot of them are Neil Lennon to be fair....bigoted, aggressive, paranoid jakies.

*As a breed they are classless in defeat and even more so in victory. TLB sums
  them up perfectly. No matter how much he bangs on about it, it's a tainted title.

*Its not over yet. We can still catch them

*He's a bitter bitter cunt,absolutely no decorum and one of the most twisted
 individuals to have ever played and managed them,and that's saying something.

*The bitter wee scrote knows fine well if they win the title it is devalued,and hes
 fuc*kin raging!

*Everyman and his dug knows its a tainted title.The man on the moon will be
 laughing at their hollow,trivial celebrations.As he like we know that the
 Glasgow Rangers are the true Champions of this land.

They really do hate our manager. Well Billy's we love the fine job your manager is doing and we really couldn't be happier that 'Super Ally' is still in charge. Keep up the good work Mr Dignity.

FFF Admin

Monday 12 March 2012

That wasn't the end

A post on the day of the first old firm game of the season called 'This isn't the end but it's the beginning of the end.' makes us smile when we read it. Not because of the hatred in it or anything along those lines but because of just how things have went since it was posted -

*
They are awful. In the cold light of day, they cannot kid themselves on for much
 longer.That buffoon has hidden behind his I'm a victim, please feel sorry for
 me tripe for long enough.
 
I'm enjoying your demise Lemmon you pitiful, retarded, little slug and it started long
 before today.
 
I will miss you because as long as you are here The Rangers WILL be The
 Champions.
 That said, football is a happier place without you and I hope the door does
 hit you, hard, on the arse on your way out.

 

Doesn't that make you smile.


The next few will as well. -

*We showed them up today for how bad they are, it will give other teams in the
 league confidence when then come up against them. They are total pish and
 their manager has no idea what he is doing

*
I am still waiting on the thunder

*The yellow toothed mutant's cloak is on a shooglie peg.

*Hope this is a long and painfull season for you Lemmon, watch as the greatest
 team in Scotalnd reach 55, please dont let the door hit you on the arse on the
 way out, goodbye!

*
Time for the shellik family to indulge in some self-cannibalisation. There were some who thought this mong was really going to be a success for them,
 blinded by the smokescreens and our own dire, dire form at parts of last season.
 But he's still just a fat ned in a tracksuit. And he will win nothing.

What a difference a few months make.

FFF Admin

Early confidence

We just looked at a post that was made on the day Rangers beat Celtic 4-2. The Rangers fans were very confident of winning a 4th title in a row and don't seem very bothered about the tax case hanging over their club. The post on 18.09.11 at 15.50 called 'Tims taking solace in the tax case' says -

*
Had about 3 Timmy acquaintances launch pre- emptive strikes sending me
 messages about none of our titles being legitimate yada yada due to tax dodging
 and that they are actually still 6 points ahead due to our impending administration.
 
Loving their pain. Judging how we dominated today we could go into admin, be
 docked points and still have enough to be champions. I think judging by the
 squealing going on they also realise that this is a possibility.
 
What a great day.

*i would rather be a tax case than a sex case

*id rather be a tax fiddler than a kiddy fiddler

*I'd rather be a bankrupt than a follower of a anti-Semitic, anti-female, bigoted, self
 loathing cult. Apologies for the lack of rhyme......

Anti-female? Did anyone see our last post?

FFF Admin

Is FF sexist?

We stumbled upon a post about female official Sian Massey. We were gobsmacked at how much the loyal bears dislike female officials. The post on 12.03.12 at 11.00 called 'Sian Massey' asks -

*Anyone else find it a bit patheitc and a bit patronizing the way they go out their
 way to give her special praise when ever she gets a decision right?

Answers please. -

*What happens if she's on rag week during one of the games?
 Some full-back goes on a searing overlap only to be held up be the smell of
 fish emanating from the touchline.
 They haven't thought this through.


*
or shes just in a c**t of a mood and decides to rule a goal out just cause she can.


*
The simple fact is that she's going to be thinking about cooking and cleaning
 while running the touchline, so won't be concentrating fully on the game.
 She didn't actually flag for offside when Richards goal was chopped off,
 she'd just seen a woman in the stands wearing a nice coat and was trying to
 get her attention to ask where she got it.

*
Does she stay in Wales?
 
How would she make it home to cook the dinner if the game started at 2pm?

*She is just a cum-guzzling, jizz hoover who is lucky to have a job in football
  that isn't making lunch for the chairman.

*Should be cooking , cleaning and ironing no running a ****ing line

Tut tut. What would their mothers say?

FFF Admin.

No respect.

Obviously the death of Paul McBride was sad news, the man was a credit to his profession and we're sure he will be missed by many. How would the fans of the 'Establishment' look at the situation? A post on 11.03.12 at 19.48 called 'septic black arm bands' says -

*did i hear on RS today from lemmon, they were wearing black arm bands in
 respect to mcbride the qc, if so what about respect for the 6 servicemen who
 gave thier lives last week. sorry if covered already.

*Cardinal punch a pape won't be happy.

*They will never honour our brave soldiers.....they are a horrible bunch....

*SCUM from the cradle to the grave !!!!!

*What a ****ed up football club that is.

*They are scum, probably more likely to celebrate the deaths of these brave soldiers.

*not for heroes just the Brokeback QC..... typical croppies

*I`d have thought they would have worn pink armbands.


*The tarriers wore pink fluffy slippers as well.
 They are scum from womb to tomb.

*
like it.a bum bandit of the highest order

*
McBride must be spinning in his box. Could he possibly have picked a worse time
 to depart the scene ?
 I'm sure the 'brilliant mind' would have been on hand to offer some valuable
 balanced insight into our current predicament.
 Ah well, I suppose its bears who can rest in peace

*What a pathetic shower of peados

They really are a horrible lot. Having a go at Celtic for not honouring soldiers then mocking the death of someone. The word irony springs to mind.

FFF Admin

Apparently Lennon is in the huff.

Toys out the pram. Spitting the dummy. Neil Lennon is in the huff apparently. A thread on 11.03.12 at 13.09 called 'Bitter Lemmon toys out the pram?' says -

*Just heard on the radio that TLRB has apparently said he is refusing to talk
 to the mhedia again until the end of the season... If true this shows what a pathetic,
 bitter, twisted, attention-seeking little maggot
 he is, stamping his feet cos him and his pwecious kiddy fiddlers are being ignored
 because everyone knows The Rangers are much bigger news than The Mutants.


Bitter words some would say. It continues -

*
It's a pathetic attempt at getting attention!

*Has the hateful arsehole given a reason or is he just a bit sad he's not had
 much attention lately?

*Tricolour teeth

*He's that big a septic man that he tried to get a trial with Rangers?

*not often i've said this..I hope united score three or four.
 Treble..treble my erse.

*is he sending abusive texts to his ex - **** of a man

*The reptile is a stick-on to be admitted to a loony bin at somepoint in his life.

*I'd rather he never spoke again and just dropped dead to be honest

*Horrible twisted ginger tinker!

*Did anyone notice his fingernails during his post match interview on sky?
 He put his hand up to his face to scratch it and you could see his nails were filthy.
 Dirty scummy gypo crunt!

The hatred is strong. Their team is on its knees and this is what they focus on. Sounds about right.

FFF Admin

Friday 9 March 2012

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Lets keep this going and continue to out the bizarreness of FF.

FFF Admin

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